The Lima Bean
is another weapon in my arsenal. I get down on lima beans. One can of Del Monte has around 280 calories but little of the fat that I know and love. Along with my Michellina peppersteak and rice light entree I ate one last night. Right out of the can: open top of can and serve with large spoon. Friends and family looked on in amazement and disgust.
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6 Responses to “The Lima Bean”
1 The General 28 December 2006 @ 11:45 am
That’s extremely lucky, that you can actually get down on a food like limas. High fiber, high protein, no fat. Rock that shit, homie.
2 The Heel 28 December 2006 @ 12:04 pm
Yup…It gets at B+ in the Calorie Counter Database I use. Carrots, lettuce, radishes and such are the one A+’s I’ve seen so far, but you know me pretty good. With the grades I got in school, B+ is a step up!
3 The Captain 28 December 2006 @ 1:56 pm
I like me some beans too — but that straight out of the can shit is for stray cats. I like mine heated up.
4 The General 28 December 2006 @ 4:03 pm
Back in the day when I actually had a six pack (it’s true — I was living with the Captain, and it was 1993), I used to eat a can of either lima beans or kidney beans with some fat free cheese and tabasco sauce, and a can of tuna. It was extremely healthy, but as I think back on it, utterly repulsive.
5 The Heel 28 December 2006 @ 10:28 pm
Kidney Beans……I like those too. I once ate a census taker with a side of fava beans and a nice chianti. I wonder if I ate generous amounts of liver if it would re-grow my liver, which is the size of a charcoal briquet. I’ll run it through the calorie counter tomorrow.
6 The Captain 29 December 2006 @ 5:36 am
Liver would be great, since there is no way anyone could keep it down, so you couldn’t possibly gain any weight from it.
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