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"The Pirate"
Weight: 285
Goal: 230
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Weight: 300
Goal: 235
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"The Captain"
Weight: 232
Goal: 200
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"The Monk"
Weight: 228
Goal: 195
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"The General"
Weight: 212
Goal: 190
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By my calculation

We have lost 84 pounds as a group. That puts us 42% towards our goal. Cody and Steve are leading the losers followed by Rob and Josh and finally myself sucking the hind tit. Keep up the good work fellas!!

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31 January 2007 | Brad's Posts | Comments

7 Responses to “By my calculation”

  1. 1 The Captain 1 February 2007 @ 7:27 am

    In addition, we are nine weeks in (9 1/2 I suppose) on a 30 week contest — so we’ve done pretty well and the contest is still over 5 weeks away from the half way point.

    I’m mixing up a plate batch of twigs and berries for us when you come up this weekend, Pirate.

  2. 2 The Pirate 1 February 2007 @ 3:33 pm

    Is it your twig and two berries? Because I don’t swing that way, pal.

  3. 3 The Captain 1 February 2007 @ 3:40 pm

    Woo-hoo!!!!! You got me there.

  4. 4 The General 1 February 2007 @ 4:35 pm

    Attaway, fellers — thx for the update, Pirate. I believe the honeymoon is over, so to speak, so it’s grindin’ time from here on out. I’m telling you, the best workout is the second level of training on Wii boxing. Do that for an hour each night and you’ll not only lose weight, you might actually die.

  5. 5 The Pirate 1 February 2007 @ 4:42 pm

    I haven’t tried the boxing training yet. I have boxed a few rounds and it is a work out, so I will give that second round of training a try tonight. Take out the Nintendo board of directors to avenge my death if my heart explodes.

  6. 6 RBK 4 February 2007 @ 1:17 pm

    I am not sure I have ever seen a sadder group.

    I hope Brads wife’s breasts are bigger than his.

  7. 7 RBK 4 February 2007 @ 3:04 pm

    Is Pirate short for butt pirate?

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