Follow Brad’s Progress
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Brad, “The Pirate”
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Goal: 9% complete |
| Contestant: Brad Nickname: The Pirate Location: Springfield, Missouri Starting Weight: 285 Goal Weight: 230 Odds of winning: Very Good Why he could win: The most competitive of all the contestants. With more pounds to lose, odds are in his favor to lose a greater percentage of bodyweight. A good cook, can whip up his own healthy meals in no time. Why he could lose: Needs consistent weight loss every week to hold his advantage over lighter competitors. Loves to cook his own gourmet, full-fat meals. Enjoys liquor regularly. An admittedly lazy bastard when he wants to be. Weakness: Butter- and cream-laden sauces. Hard liquor and beer. |
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Brad’s Weekly Weigh-Ins |
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 12/04/06 286 Pounds |
 12/11/06 281 Pounds |
 12/18/06 279 Pounds |
 12/25/06 280 Pounds |
01/01/07 282 Pounds |
 01/08/07 280 Pounds |
 01/15/07 Undisclosed Pounds |
 01/22/07 277 Pounds |
 01/29/07 275 Pounds |
 02/05/07 274 Pounds |
 02/12/07 271 Pounds |
 02/22/07 280! Pounds |
 02/26/07 ? Pounds |
03/05/07 ? Pounds |
03/12/07 ? Pounds |
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15 Responses to “Follow Brad’s Progress”
1 The Pirate 11 December 2006 @ 12:50 pm
I feel a little guilty about my success this week. I started out strong but cheated my way through the weekend. I didn’t handle the holiday temptation very well and when I wasn’t shoveling fried and cheese laden morsels in my mouth I was drowning myself in rum. It was one hell of a time but not good for the old waist line.
To make up for my indiscretions I am munching on a salad while the rest of the office is going whole hog with ham sandwiches and mini-cheesecakes. Just keeping my eye on the prize. I should be finished with holiday ridiculousness for a couple of weeks until the big day. Christmas is the eating holiday second only to Thanksgiving. All bets are off on the 25th my friends. I am going to get my fill.
I am making a butternut squash soup for dinner this evening. I will post the recipe and nutritional info on our eating page when it is all said and done. It should be pretty tasty. Also coming next weekend will be a low cal lasagna recipe If you can believe such a thing.
For the time being I will bask in the glow of my accomplishment and promise to do better (or at least try harder) this week.
2 Massive Beasts » Blog Archive » A little less of a Pirate 11 December 2006 @ 1:17 pm
[…] I only dropped 5 pounds down to a slim and trim 281. I’m still fat as all get out but I can now see the tips of my shoes. See the complete report on The Pirate page. […]
3 Massive Beasts » Blog Archive » Weigh In 18 December 2006 @ 7:31 am
[…] Brad "The Pirate" Weight: 285 Goal: 230 Meet Brad Rob "The Heel" Weight: 300 Goal: 235 Meet Rob Steve "The Captain" Weight: 232 Goal: 200 Meet Steve Cody "The Monk" Weight: 228 Goal: 195 Meet Cody Josh "The General" Weight: 212 Goal: 190 Meet Josh […]
4 The Captain 6 January 2007 @ 2:36 pm
Umm…do you ever change your shorts? Looks like you might be sportin’ the same underwear there too, pal — time for a new pair, don’t you think?
5 The Pirate 6 January 2007 @ 3:43 pm
Those are my ultra-fat lounging shorts. I have two pairs, one in the wash and the other on my ass. Ironically, the wife just picked me up two new pairs yesterday so you should see a little variety (at least in color) going forward.
The boxers all look pretty much the same but you should just be happy I am wearing underwear at all…
6 Anonymous 11 January 2007 @ 1:53 pm
you’re lagging behind…come on. You can do it!
7 The Pirate 11 January 2007 @ 2:31 pm
Yep, the start was rough, no arguing that. Thanks for the encouragement.
8 The General 17 January 2007 @ 3:38 pm
LMAO…that picture is phenomenal. I didn’t realized you’d posted it until I read your reference to it on Rob’s page. Goddamn, you must’ve been freezing. Was anyone around?
9 The Pirate 18 January 2007 @ 12:21 pm
Cold as a well diggers asshole. It is on highway 65 so cars were zipping by. I got a couple of honks.
10 The Captain 23 January 2007 @ 8:37 am
Don’t let the Heel catch you! He’s got a ways to go, but he’s sounding like he’s in the groove!
11 The Pirate 23 January 2007 @ 9:53 am
No kidding. The man is on fire! Thanks for the motivation. If we both reach our goals I will gladly lose to the angry Irish man. I am keeping my eye on 230 and chugging away.
This is a diet marathon, not a sprint.
12 The Captain 1 February 2007 @ 7:28 am
You sort of remind me of Lee Warner with the new pic. A white, fat Lee Warner.
13 The Pirate 2 February 2007 @ 2:30 pm
I can’t see as how fat and white can fit into a sentence with Lee Warner, plus I wasn’t a member of the ‘89 posse.
14 RBK 5 February 2007 @ 7:19 pm
FAT BASTARD
15 The Captain 15 February 2007 @ 7:11 am
You shaved and got a haircut…you lookin’ for work or somethin’?
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